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Kim Kardashian NOT Dancing with the Stars again

Sad news, America. Kim Kardashian won’t be sashaying across your TV screens again. While it was rumored she’d be replacing recently injured Misty May-Treanor on Dancing with the Stars, producers opted to go another route, according to E! News: As it turns out, no one will be returning to fill Misty’s prematurely empty dancing shoes, vacated [...] [...more]

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Kim Kardashian, You’re Not Fooling Anyone: An Open Letter

Dear Kim Kardashian, Recently, you stated on your blog that you weigh “right under 120 lbs.” Many commenters on The Superficial and on your site, before they were erased, rightfully cried “Bullshit!” (Including myself who, physically possessing half your mass, weighs 145 lbs). You soon added an update saying you would videotape yourself getting on a [...] [...more]

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Kim Kardashian defends her waistline

While she’s known for her buxom booty, Kim Kardashian insists she’s really a skinny mini. Fans of the “Dancing With the Stars” newbie recently labeled her a figure fibber after she claimed to have a tiny 26-inch waist, but now Kim’s using her Web site to prove the naysayers wrong. “I am a size 27 jeans,” [...] [...more]

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Kim Kardashian cares about Kim Kardashian

Who’s ready for a story about how big of a bitch Kim Kardashian is? I know I am. I don’t know about you, but I love a good “Kim is a selfish behemoth” tale because they’re always so full of hope and promise and love for one’s fellow man. So, without further ado, here’s an [...] [...more]

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Kim Kardashian’s family knows who drives the gravy train

While filming an episode of their TV show Keeping up with the Kardashians, the family all wore shirts encouraging Dancing with the Stars viewers to vote for Kim Kardashian who’s competing on the upcoming season. Shameless, sure, but what I’m more disappointed about is these people missed a huge advertising opportunity. I’m, of course, talking [...] [...more]

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Kim Kardashian’s Dancing with the Stars partner is in for some heavy lifting

Kim Kardashian and her partner Mark Ballas headed to practice yesterday for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars and, Jesus Santa Claus Christ, I thought she was supposed to be toning that thing down - not trying to land aircrafts on it. Someone toss Kim in the Persian Gulf. I want choppers landing [...] [...more]

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Kim Kardashian Wants Sister Khloe To Win Celebrity Apprentice

KIM Kardashian is secretly working behind the scenes to make sure her kid sister Khloe scores big in the next installment of NBC’s “Celebrity Apprentice.” Kim was seen at the EA Sports FaceBreaker Video Game party in Hollywood texting her sister to set up a power lunch with ex-”Apprentice” villain Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth. “She wants to [...] [...more]

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Kim Kardashian wants to be a singer now (Of course)

Kim Kardashian wants to break into the music business, and, honestly, I can’t blame her. If Heidi Montag’s fake tits can score a record deal, I think Kim’s ass deserves an LP at the very least. But that’s just me. E! Online reports: “I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so [...] [...more]

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Kim Kardashian to incrementally reveal her ass on Dancing with the Stars

Kim Kardashian is training hard for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars and is prepared to reveal more and more of her infamous butt as the show progresses. There’s nothing using a woman’s astronomically large ass that once starred in a porno as a source of family entertainment. God bless you, ABC! People [...] [...more]

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