May, 2008

Heidi Montag in a bikini: Now with more balcony!

These are the latest batch from Heidi Montag’s posed-as-all-hell bikini shoot. I’m actually impressed that her chest balloons didn’t glide her right off the balcony and out to sea. Clearly, this proves there is no God or at the very least he doesn’t hear my prayers. Time for a new tactic: Voodoo. Now that’s some [...] [...more]

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Mila Kunis is seriously hot 24/7

natural beauty (adj.) - 1: The morning light through a bottle of beer. 2: Mila Kunis no matter what the fuck she’s doing. I mean, here she is pumping gas today and now I get aroused whenever someone mentions Exxon. 3: Polar opposite of Heidi Montag. Photos: INFdaily.com Popularity: 6% Sphere: Related Content [...more]

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Katie Holmes is beyond gone

These are images of Katie Holmes as she moved to New York City this week to prepare for her role in the Broadway production of All My Sons. And looking into those eyes, I’ve now seen the depths of crazy. Dammit, she used to be hot! Tom Cruise has gone way, way too far. Someone’s [...] [...more]

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Angelina Jolie’s uterus still chock full o’ baby

While our constant vigil of Kim Kardashian’s buttpad raged on, rumors started spreading that Angelina Jolie birthed her litter today. People has the official word from Angelina’s rep that these rumors are false: “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE. So, [...] [...more]

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Kim Kardashian calls out The Superficial

Kim Kardashian has taken umbrage with my clearly scientific debate regarding her buttpads. Check out her latest blog entry (NOTE: I took the liberty of un-editing all the a–’s. My replacements in italics.): OMG! When will people get off my atrium, literally! Haha. I have said it a million times before and I’ll say it again: [...] [...more]

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Britney Spears still technically nuts

Britney Spears is “not yet fit” to participate in court hearings regarding her conservatorship. To bring everyone up to speed, after Brit’s second trip to Crazytown Mental Ward, her father Jamie was placed in control of her estate and is actually doing a bang-up job. Britney’s attorney Samuel Ingham spent 90 minutes yesterday talking to [...] [...more]

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MICHAEL JACKSON SCRAPPED IDOL APPEARANCE OVER STAGE FRIGHT

MICHAEL JACKSON reportedly pulled out of a planned appearance on AMERICAN IDOL due to stage fright. The star had been rumoured to be staging a comeback during the live final of the hit TV show last week despite denials from both his representatives and the show’s producers. But it has now been reported that Jackson was due [...] [...more]

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Dad Breaks Up The Party For Lindsay & Samantha

IT takes a lot to separate Lindsay Lohan from her constant companion, Samantha Ronson - but if anyone can do it, it’s her obsessive father, Michael Lohan. Wednesday night, Michael showed up at the Peninsula Hotel, where Ronson was deejaying a men.style.com party. “Michael found out where Lindsay was going to be and went to find [...] [...more]

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Jake Wants to Start a Family with Reese!

Jake Gyllenhaal will no doubt be celebrating his first “unofficial” Father’s Day when he rings in the holiday this year with girlfriend Reese Witherspoon and her kids Ava,8, and 4-year-old Deacon. In fact, sources say the couple has grown so close that Jake practically considers Reese’s kids his own — and now friends of the actor [...] [...more]

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