Remember the “human-like” versions of Mario and Homer from a while ago? Well pixeloo is at it again, this time with a smoking hot Jessica Rabbit. There, I said it. She’s not real and she’s hot. Can you see what I’m doing now? I’m doing that thing that the cartoon wolf does where his eyeballs [...] [...more]
Brooke Hogan scoped out the campus of Florida Atlantic University while filming an episode of her new reality show Brooke Knows Best. For stopping by, campus administrators gave her a paperweight. Ooh, weighty. Brooke was also asked to join the football team, wrestling team (obv), weight lifting team, shotput team and the Florida Atlantic Chapter [...] [...more]
Christ, she’s lanky. Oh, hey, guys. Didn’t see you there. I was just checking up on our friend Paris Hilton who managed to get herself banned from a Russian hotel. The offense? Writing on the wall. Apparently the suite didn’t come with a day-care worker! Ba-doom-SHA. StarPulse.com reports:
The hotel heiress, 27, wrote ‘Paris Moscow 2008′ [...] [...more]
Billy Zane just doomed himself to a lonely, bald existence after calling off the engagement to British actress/model Kelly Brook. Think of her as an English Kim Kardashian. But, you know, healthy and not walking a razor’s edge towards morbid obesity. Us Magazine reports:
“We can confirm that Kelly and Billy have split,” Brook’s manager, John [...] [...more]
Mariah Carey’s biological clock may be ticking (She’s almost 40. Eww!), but she’s in no rush to procreate. Despite having all the ample body parts to do so. Wait, almost 40. Bad penis! NY Daily News reports:
“I don’t think I could properly educate a child right now. Maybe in the future, but I actually haven’t [...] [...more]
Good morning! There’s nothing like waking up to a slap in the face by the fact that our country is barreling towards rampant retardation at friggin’ lightspeed. The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences (I’ll assume formed by Mr. Wizard) has announced that reality TV hosts such as Tyra Banks (above) and Ryan Seacrest are [...] [...more]
For the third consecutive week, a last-place finish has led to elimination on âDancing With the Stars.â This weekâs celebrity casualty was Marlee Matlin, who came into Tuesdayâs results show with 21 out of 30 points. The actress lost her timing at various points during her mambo Monday with professional partner Fabian Sanchez, and the [...] [...more]
IT looks like there could be âkillerâ ratings in store for TVâs âThe Celebrity Apprenticeâ if OJ Simpson gets his way. Page Six has learned the creepy double-murder acquittee has asked Donald Trump to allow him to appear on the top-rated NBC show next season. âSimpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are [...] [...more]
Miley Cyrus has signed a seven-figure book deal with Disney Book Group, the teen starâs publisher announced Tuesday.
The book will focus on the 15-year-oldâs road to fame, from growing up in Tennessee to navigating the spotlight as an international star, and how her family â especially mother Leticia â helps keep her grounded. According to [...] [...more]