Spencer Pratt is a douche sandwich served with douche fries and a slice of douche pie ala douche
Posted on 24 April 2008 by admin 
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’s endorsement of John McCain scored her an invitation to the White House Correspondents Gala as a guest of MSNBC. Things were all set to go until Spencer, who wasn’t invited, stepped in as her manager and started making demands, according to a source for Page Six. No one puts Spencer Pratt in a corner!:
“He demanded first-class tickets for both him and Heidi - even though he wasn’t invited.”
When the network balked, Pratt canceled Montag’s appearance, claiming, according to our source, “It wasn’t ‘A-listy’ enough.”
Wasn’t “A-listy” enough? Jesus, check out the huevos rancheros on Spencer. Seriously, he should count his lucky stars if he’s invited to the opening of a Burger King. He might score a free Whopper out of the deal, but if he doesn’t, Spency should thank the kind staff for not shoving his face into the Fry-o-lator. Because, not only would it be impossible to find a jury that would convict them, but I’m pretty they’d be handed to the keys to the city. *sniff* Goddamn heroes, I tell you…
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